Immature diver pick up lines

[jepuskar]

1) Soo ummm, dive here often?

2) If you be my buddy in the water, I'll be your buddy out of the water?

3) Wanna share regulators?



......sorry, I'm really bored at work right now and this is amusing to me!

 

[Wendy]

Is that a snorkel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My your hose is so long! (for picking up the DIR guys)

 

[tchil01]

Hey Baby, your tank or mine?

Can I buy you an air fill?

So what agency are you?

Ty

 

[Jarhead]

Your tank or mine?

Jarhead

 

[kwesler]

do tech divers go to trimixers?

do rec divers go to sand bars?

 

[Spectre]

The 'decency' filter in my brain is on fire as it works to keep me a respectible member of society...

:implode:

 

[MSilvia]

I don't think I know any "PG" pickup lines for divers.:nono:

 

[jepuskar]

So, do you like to go down also?




So is that a dry snorkel....lets see what we can do about that.

 

[kwesler]

Give in to the DARK SIDE!

 

[Spectre]

Originally posted by kwesler
Give in to the DARK SIDE!

jepuskar got close to one... for the ladies: "Would you like to go down?"

And for the men: "Hey baby... I go down for bugs"

For some reason that one doesn't work very well...

Sorry... the filter won't let me continue!