Joke

[happydiver]

Just thought I'd share one of my favorites with you all...

Body Talk

This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old rear end?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."

 

[happydiver]

Hmmm, my joke got changed a little. I guess you're not allowed to use "bad" words on the board.

The joke didn't seem as funny using "rear end" instead of the word "a**"

Sorry about that!

 

[martinjc]

Could you have used "A$$" instead??

 

[TexasMike]

still would have gotten zapped...

(lines up crosshairs on the $$)

 

[martinjc]

Gee Mike - it was at least worth a try...<S>

 

[happydiver]

Thanks guys - next time I'll only tell a clean joke...how's this:

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday!

Yeah, yeah, I know - I'll keep my day job...

 

[ONESPEED]