Local lake hazards...

[paulw]

The worst hazard I’ve encountered - Travis is too easy to get to -
which leads to diving every weekend,
which leads to neglecting the duties back home,
which leads to upset wife,
which leads to expenditures on flowers/jewelry/dinner,
which cuts into my dive gear budget.

What he said....

 

[FIXXERVI6]

The worst hazard I’ve encountered - Travis is too easy to get to -
which leads to diving every weekend,
which leads to neglecting the duties back home,
which leads to upset wife,
which leads to expenditures on flowers/jewelry/dinner,
which cuts into my dive gear budget.

You guys need to learn a new strategy, I'll give you an example

Wife see's my just purchased motorcycle sitting in the drive way, not looking too happy...

HEY honey look at what I got, and lets go the dealer and get yours today

got my bike

wife is happy

another example

My nomad is on the way, yours too

I have my nomad

wife is happy

 

[dementid]

You guys need to learn a new strategy, I'll give you an example

Wife see's my just purchased motorcycle sitting in the drive way, not looking too happy...

HEY honey look at what I got, and lets go the dealer and get yours today

got my bike

wife is happy

another example

My nomad is on the way, yours too

I have my nomad

wife is happy

umm I dont think that will work with my wife because she doesnt dive.

 

[ianr33]

You guys have got it all wrong!

Just agree to your wife getting a horse. Any time and money spent diving is a drop in the ocean in comparison.

 

[topcatz]

Snakes can be an issue on some lakes ( or swamp areas ) but usually small ones as the large one try to swim off . They are drawn to the fish which are drawn to the sediments you disturb around you . I've had one take my fin off and seconds later pop up with a catfish in his mouth . Trot line hooks are and can be nasty . JUST PAY ATTENTION AND DON'T PANIC ! CARRY A GOOD KNIFE AND A POSITIVE ADDITUDE ! YOU WILL ENJOY !!!

 

[chrispete]

Diver-bombing. Overweighted students + dense instructor with inability to understand that the bubbles coming from the platform below indicates another class on the platform = tanks banging into heads. Sometimes happens off-platform as well...

 

[C-Weed]

Diver-bombing. Overweighted students + dense instructor with inability to understand that the bubbles coming from the platform below indicates another class on the platform = tanks banging into heads. Sometimes happens off-platform as well...

Aren't you supposed to look down so that you don't end up landing on someone?

 

[FIXXERVI6]

Aren't you supposed to look down so that you don't end up landing on someone?

I doubt very seriously a new diver is focused on looking down on their first few descents, if a student lands on me I just move, its not that hard, its not like they dive bomb you on purpose.

Most of the time I hear them coming anyway and get out of the way

 

[FIXXERVI6]

umm I dont think that will work with my wife because she doesnt dive.

There is a fix for that too, its called divorce

J/K

 

[PeppermintPaddi]

There is a fix for that too, its called divorce
J/K

Divorce $ >> horse $ + jewelry $ + dive $