male
EQ 42
SQ 54
Yeah, the women have
the shopping section
(I lack this section)
the nagging section
( I don't nag. Do I have to?)
the I wonder if this dress makes me look fat section,
(I don't ask, it all makes me look fat. If you didn't like it you wouldn't still be around. I'm more worried with how fat YOU ARE not me.)
the what is in my handbag section,
(Ok, I'm concerned if the bag matches the shoes.)
the meaningless anniversary section,
(I could care less WHAT anniversary it is. Don't whine at me that you want a card for it either.)
the what are you feeling section,
(DUH, Men have two feelings, the I'm hungry and the other one that I'm not allowed to mention. And you feel them both pretty much ALL the time. So why would I ask?)
the talk for hours on the phone section
(I work on the phone. I hate to answer my own phone much less talk on it.)
etc etc
Men just have the beer and the sex sections.
(So do women. Men just don't ask directions to find these sections.)