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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England(nice joke...)

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer
an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father
have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president Dick
Cheney.
"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's
not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that
one."
Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can
give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes
Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother & father have
a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Dick Cheney smiles.
"Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin
Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
 
coffee!!! i need coffee!!! where's a good cup when you need one?
 
iris_ice:
coffee!!! i need coffee!!! where's a good cup when you need one?
you still owe me coffee! i am comin to collect!
 
that's right - batangas coffee. ish, you're from batangas, right? i thinks that's where all the love started :D

got my quick fix: green tea <--- yum!
 
iris_ice:
that's right - batangas coffee. ish, you're from batangas, right? i thinks that's where all the love started :D

got my quick fix: green tea <--- yum!
tsk tsk....
 

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