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[The Anchor]

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc .

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,

'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'

 

[pidgiepoo]

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.

Have a nice day .

 

[Sokratis]

I don't know how stupid you should be to do such a thing!
Probably those 2 are the real Dumb & Dumber!

Video

 

[m3830431]

People will do anything to get on YouTube

 

[ScubaSteve]

I don't know how stupid you should be to do such a thing!
Probably those 2 are the real Dumb & Dumber!

Video

I am not even sure of what to say. The stunt with the whalw shark was all it took for me to stop watching....what a couple ****ing morons. Darwin Candidates? Yes, I think so.

 

[pidgiepoo]

A little known fact....


The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

 

[ONESPEED]

A little known fact....


The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

Which brings us to the old joke about why men always name their penises.....





Because you don't want a complete stranger doing all of your thinking for you.

 

[pidgiepoo]

Which brings us to the old joke about why men always name their penises.....

Be afraid...be very very afraid

 

[mts0628]

My old roommate was an Amphibious Force Reconnaissance Marine and he told me this story:

While he was going through the Navy's scuba school, of course the cadre was extremely hard on all of the students. Those that made it got their scuba bubble (metal badge for wear) and a dive watch. In return, the graduated students of this class gave the instructors a box of donuts. The instructors were extremely surprised and thankful and sent the graduates on their way.

Well, When the instructors got to the bottom of the donuts, they became extremely sick and totally furious! Apparently they found a picture of all of the former students, each with a holed-donut on their pecker, and giving various hand signals and sporting smiles. Needless to say, the instructors no longer accept donuts during graduation.

 

[pidgiepoo]

DEAR DIARY, DAY ONE:All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dressesand make-up. Really excited.DEAR DIARY DAY TWO:Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales anddolphins. Met the Captain today - seems avery nice man. DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE:At the pool today. Also some shuffle boardingand hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invitedme to join him at his table for dinner.Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He isvery attractive and attentive. DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR:Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.Captain asked me to have dinner with himin his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal completewith caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Toldhim I could not be unfaithful to my husband. DEAR DIARY . DAY FIVEool again today, got sunburned, went insideto drink at piano bar for rest of day.Captain saw me, bought me several largedrinks. Really is charming. Again asked me tovisit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.He told me if I didn't let him have his way withme he would sink the ship.I was shocked.DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX:Saved 1600 lives today - twice.