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In light of the recent sinking of a cruise ship in the Mediterranean, Italian officials have implemented new safety protocols for cruise ships. Previously, it was required to have all passengers go through a boat safety briefing within 24 hours of boarding the ship.
The new policy is "Just follow the captain"
The new policy is "Just follow the captain"
Bit old, but...
WOODMAN
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Two vultures decide to use a commercial airline for a trip, and they tried to board the plane carrying 6 dead raccoons. The gate agent stopped them, and said "I'm sorry, but there is a limit of 2 carrion per passenger."
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Mark Derail
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Oh My God, puffers are just like cats !!!
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This one is true..
My 3 yr old daughter is in the kitchen with my wife who is preparing diner. She says "Mommy look Keeper has a "hard on". (We have a dog). She assumes that she mis-heard her and says "what" .. Look mommy Keeper has a "red hard on"...
Well my wife is very perplexed since we don't use that kind of language (and the dog is a female).
So she comes around from behind the counter and bends down and says again "what?". Again the wife hears: "Look mommy Keeper has a "red hard on"; and my daughter points to the dog's chest... where she has affixed a small red sticker that is shaped like a heart. See.. "Keeper has a red heart on".
My 3 yr old daughter is in the kitchen with my wife who is preparing diner. She says "Mommy look Keeper has a "hard on". (We have a dog). She assumes that she mis-heard her and says "what" .. Look mommy Keeper has a "red hard on"...
Well my wife is very perplexed since we don't use that kind of language (and the dog is a female).
So she comes around from behind the counter and bends down and says again "what?". Again the wife hears: "Look mommy Keeper has a "red hard on"; and my daughter points to the dog's chest... where she has affixed a small red sticker that is shaped like a heart. See.. "Keeper has a red heart on".
pidgiepoo
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A blonde orders a beer.The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady...Why do you let the bartender do it?'
"Helloooo!", says the blonde,'He has a licker license!'
Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady...Why do you let the bartender do it?'
"Helloooo!", says the blonde,'He has a licker license!'
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