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There are too ways you can read the sign on the machine, which is a touch-screen on which you normally use their "pen" stylus.
Penius is broken. Use your finger. (now, think of that as a guy talking to a girl)
What they meant:
Pen is broken. Use finger (to select choices and sign name.
pidgiepoo
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There are too ways you can read the sign on the machine, which is a touch-screen on which you normally use their "pen" stylus.
Penius is broken. Use your finger. (now, think of that as a guy talking to a girl)
What they meant:
Pen is broken. Use finger (to select choices and sign name.
OMG-I think having to explain it three times was funnier than the joke !! Someone needs to take the Alzheimer's/ dementia test just to see how many they get correct out of the 30 questions
ScubaTigress
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The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again...
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at 50,000 per month.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 40,000 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country running, start with a small country.
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at 50,000 per month.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 40,000 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country running, start with a small country.
Reading the ongoing "pen broken" exegesis, I'm reminded of the joke about how efficiently Sol was waiting on tables in the Poconos, with the spoon in his pocket and the string in his trousers. If that's before your time, just google it.
Which reminds me of another one which is very appropriate to that sequence.
It's about the prisoners who'd told each other the same jokes so many times they had given numbers to each joke. At mess, one of them would call out a number ("23!") and they'd all crack up. When a new inmate asked what was going on and the system was explained to him, the newbie shouted out, "13!" but no one cracked a smile. Crickets chirped. He asked his bunkmate what was wrong, and was told, "Some people just can't tell a joke."
Which reminds me of another one which is very appropriate to that sequence.
It's about the prisoners who'd told each other the same jokes so many times they had given numbers to each joke. At mess, one of them would call out a number ("23!") and they'd all crack up. When a new inmate asked what was going on and the system was explained to him, the newbie shouted out, "13!" but no one cracked a smile. Crickets chirped. He asked his bunkmate what was wrong, and was told, "Some people just can't tell a joke."
I am alergic to exercise equipment. Everytime I use it I break out in a sweat.
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