Just continuing the thread...
Spell "PIG" backwards.
Say "like a waterfall".
Spell "PIG" backwards.
Say "like a waterfall".
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pidgiepoo
Contributor
A Sensative Husband
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He
> opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a
> problem.
>
> One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."
>
> The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
>
> The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.
>
> The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit
> by a truck."
>
> The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an
> excellent cook."
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He
> opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a
> problem.
>
> One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."
>
> The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
>
> The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.
>
> The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit
> by a truck."
>
> The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an
> excellent cook."
WOODMAN
Contributor
How can such a dumb joke get so much mileage?:shocked2:
That's what I've been sitting here wondering... Although, I must admit that I shared this stupid thing with another pervert at work yesterday, and it actually appealed to her! But then she also likes the one about what the fish said when he ran into a hard concrete wall-- (DAM!)
Woodypidgiepoo
Contributor
That's what I've been sitting here wondering... Although, I must admit that I shared this stupid thing with another pervert at work yesterday, and it actually appealed to her! But then she also likes the one about what the fish said when he ran into a hard concrete wall-- (DAM!)
Maybe someone should start another thread:
Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff for 5 year old perverts ???
mobeeno
Contributor
A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a tiger wood.
pidgiepoo
Contributor
pidgiepoo
Contributor
3 LITTLE PIGS
>>
>>>This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
>>>They think so logically.
>>>
>>>
>>>A
teacher was reading the story of the Three Little
Pigs to her class.
>>>
>>>She came to the part of
the story where first pig was trying to
gather
>>>the building materials for his home.
>>>
>>>She read.
'And so the pig went up to the man with the
wheelbarrow
>>>full of straw and said: 'Pardon me
sir, but may I have some of that
>>>straw to build
my house?'
>>>
>>>The teacher paused then asked
the class: 'And what do you think
>>>the man
said?'
>>>
>>>One little boy raised his hand and
said very matter-of-factually...
>>>
>>>'I think
the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a
bitch!! A talking pig!'
>>>
>>>The teacher had to
leave the room.
---------- Post added at 06:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:58 AM ----------
After being married for forty-nine years a wife asked her husband to describe her.
>>
>>He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
>>
>>She asks ... "What does that mean?"
>>
>>He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
>>
>>She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"
>>
>>He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
>>
>>>This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
>>>They think so logically.
>>>
>>>
>>>A
teacher was reading the story of the Three Little
Pigs to her class.
>>>
>>>She came to the part of
the story where first pig was trying to
gather
>>>the building materials for his home.
>>>
>>>She read.
'And so the pig went up to the man with the
wheelbarrow
>>>full of straw and said: 'Pardon me
sir, but may I have some of that
>>>straw to build
my house?'
>>>
>>>The teacher paused then asked
the class: 'And what do you think
>>>the man
said?'
>>>
>>>One little boy raised his hand and
said very matter-of-factually...
>>>
>>>'I think
the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a
bitch!! A talking pig!'
>>>
>>>The teacher had to
leave the room.
---------- Post added at 06:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:58 AM ----------
After being married for forty-nine years a wife asked her husband to describe her.
>>
>>He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
>>
>>She asks ... "What does that mean?"
>>
>>He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
>>
>>She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"
>>
>>He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
Mark Derail
Contributor
[video=youtube;4wt824D1Bqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wt824D1Bqg#![/video]
Mark Derail
Contributor
Would only people from specific countries be interested in this (fake) product?
Made me lol.
Made me lol.
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