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[pidgiepoo]

THE TOILET SEAT


Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks


to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to

doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take

care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the
shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized
that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever..

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.
Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the
hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free
her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,

"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......

I just never saw one mounted and framed."

 

[WOODMAN]

Oh for chrissake!That's just wrong!

 

[gcarter]

Oh for chrissake!That's just wrong!

I shared that with my wife. She asked if I was still in kindergarten. Thanks, SB!

 

[pidgiepoo]

I shared that with my wife. She asked if I was still in kindergarten. Thanks, SB!

How can such a dumb joke get so much mileage?:shocked2:

 

[Jax]

It's a kid's joke, but a good one!

 

[gcarter]

The funny thing is, I am well known at home and at work for telling people "I'm 5!!" so it actually kinda works for me. I LIKE dumb!

:banana::banana:

 

[eponym]

Just finished two days of diving the Yukon in San Diego. On one penetration, I wandered into a side-room which turned out to be a head.

I thought to myself, "How appropriate that the toilet is covered in crabs."

 

[pidgiepoo]

The funny thing is, I am well known at home and at work for telling people "I'm 5!!" so it actually kinda works for me. I LIKE dumb!

:banana::banana:

Ya gotta love those Canadians !

 

[Jax]

Just finished two days of diving the Yukon in San Diego. On one penetration, I wandered into a side-room which turned out to be a head.

I thought to myself, "How appropriate that the toilet is covered in crabs."

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<------envious!

 

[ve6raj]

How can such a dumb joke get so much mileage?:shocked2:

Well considering that the bubbling in the bathtub thread got a 100 hits or more, this one has a ways to go yet.

Scuba boards is not only educational and enlightening, it also has great nostalgic value. The pharting in the great bathtub reminded me of my son's first joke. This is about 30 years ago when he was about 8. He came charging in to the house shouting "Dad, dad... Why do farts smell?" I said the I didn't know. He says, "So deaf people can enjoy then as well."