pidgiepoo
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> Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
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> Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
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> Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.
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> Last year you suggested Tahiti and damned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
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> Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
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> "I'm taking Earlene with me."
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> Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
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> Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.
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> Last year you suggested Tahiti and damned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
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> Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
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> "I'm taking Earlene with me."