I got this forward when I was in grade 9 and there were only 12 on the list. I got this again this year and it's more than tripled! (didn't show the anti-TOS ones) Oh, how we have evolved...
Learn Chinese in 5 mins!
English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka
English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!!
No Bai Nut Ding!!!
Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni
It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?
I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
They have arrived
Hai Dei Kum
Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
I didn't know you could sing?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
I got this for free
Ai No Pei
Stay out of sight
Lei Lo
Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Hu Flung Dung?
That's not right
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man
Dum Gai
You are not bright:
Wai Yu So Dum?
I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo
Great
Fah Kin Su Pah
Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?
I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?
Unauthorized execution
Lin Ching
Where's the Washroom?
Ai Pe Nau
I agree
No Daut
Stop teasing me!
Tat Nut Fun Nei
Annoying Kid
Hit Tat Boi
I get drunk easily
On Li Tu
English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka
English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!!
No Bai Nut Ding!!!
Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni
It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?
I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
They have arrived
Hai Dei Kum
Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
I didn't know you could sing?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
I got this for free
Ai No Pei
Stay out of sight
Lei Lo
Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Hu Flung Dung?
That's not right
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man
Dum Gai
You are not bright:
Wai Yu So Dum?
I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo
Great
Fah Kin Su Pah
Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?
I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?
Unauthorized execution
Lin Ching
Where's the Washroom?
Ai Pe Nau
I agree
No Daut
Stop teasing me!
Tat Nut Fun Nei
Annoying Kid
Hit Tat Boi
I get drunk easily
On Li Tu