Psuedo Chinese (Oldie but goodie...)

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chip104

chip104

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I got this forward when I was in grade 9 and there were only 12 on the list. I got this again this year and it's more than tripled! (didn't show the anti-TOS ones) Oh, how we have evolved...


Learn Chinese in 5 mins!

English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!!
No Bai Nut Ding!!!

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

They have arrived
Hai Dei Kum

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

I didn't know you could sing?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

I got this for free
Ai No Pei

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo

Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Hu Flung Dung?

That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

You are not bright:
Wai Yu So Dum?

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

Great
Fah Kin Su Pah

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?

Unauthorized execution
Lin Ching

Where's the Washroom?
Ai Pe Nau

I agree
No Daut

Stop teasing me!
Tat Nut Fun Nei

Annoying Kid
Hit Tat Boi

I get drunk easily
On Li Tu​
 
Chip104,

Do you really think that this is an appropriate post here? Did you ever consider whether anyone might be offended by this? Don't you think that this shows incredibly poor taste on a public forum such as this?

Wristshot
 
Wristshot:
Chip104,

Do you really think that this is an appropriate post here? Did you ever consider whether anyone might be offended by this? Don't you think that this shows incredibly poor taste on a public forum such as this?

Wristshot
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To answer you questions:
1. yes, I thought it was the appropriate forum
2. yes.
3. Maybe but it depends on how you look at it.

Being partly chinese and a former citizen, I found it funny. Maybe some will not. If you wish, you may take it down. I am just a free guest on SB.

(btw, just call me chip)
 
Hi Chip,

just to add my 2 cents.

Some of them are funny, some of them are not. Not too fond of Ho Li Boi.

But hey, it's a free world.
 
El Orans:
Hi Chip,

just to add my 2 cents.

Some of them are funny, some of them are not. Not too fond of Ho Li Boi.

But hey, it's a free world.
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hey laurens, I respect your 2 cents. That's worth P15 to me! (I could buy 10 pieces of chewing gum). say no more, say no more...


I think it's just a matter of time before the other Mods on the west side wakeup and concur to take this thread off! :)
 
Wristshot:
Chip104,

Do you really think that this is an appropriate post here? Did you ever consider whether anyone might be offended by this? Don't you think that this shows incredibly poor taste on a public forum such as this?

Wristshot
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Hey, Chip!

Wouldn't be too worried when a guy who wears devil's horns on his dive hood accuses you of bad taste...eyebrow

(runs for cover...):D
 
If it's in good taste and does not offend anyone, it's probably not funny.

PC run amuck, yuck.
 
Hey Chip, can you write these in Chinese? A friend of mine in Malaysia showed me how to write Hang Po Man...which became my email name...since Hank Bauman isn't in the language...but I forgot how. And I don't think any Chinese I know would be offended. They'd probably laugh because the accent is about perfect.
 
thepurplehammerhead:
Hey, Chip!

Wouldn't be too worried when a guy who wears devil's horns on his dive hood accuses you of bad taste...eyebrow

(runs for cover...):D
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hehehe, you best be hiding Larry, what you don't see in the pic is the pitchfork in Wristshot's hand! :)


@ Hank: sorry Hank, I haven't written characters in over 12 years now, and most of the stuff taught in school was only useful for conversation. I'll ask my brother though - he remembers a lot of his chinese which is good whenever we're haggling in Chinatown :) (not sure if he remembers his characters, but I'll see).
 
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