Scuba Pick-up Lines

[Greg D.]

Honey, Divers go down, stay down, and Like it!

 

[jonnythan]

Honey, Divers go down, stay down, and Like it!

Wow, are you trying to get a date or convince the poor girl to do something she doesn't particularly want to do??

 

[JustDiveIt]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lissette
"Has anyone out there actually ever picked up or been picked up while underwater? (the dive boat doesnt count!)"

Not to my knowledge but..... how about meeting me "down under" sometime and we can test the theory! :07:

 

[ibnygator]

Now, let me help you learn about the critters by demonstrating. This one's called a remora...

 

[Ishie]

Has anyone out there actually ever picked up or been picked up while underwater? (the dive boat doesnt count!)

Does having your dive buddy obscenely position a sea cucumber count?

Because if so, yes.

I wonder if that counts as harassing the sea life...

 

[lissette]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lissette
"Has anyone out there actually ever picked up or been picked up while underwater? (the dive boat doesnt count!)"

Not to my knowledge but..... how about meeting me "down under" sometime and we can test the theory! :07:

Well that is all going to depend on how well you can handle a girl 'under pressure'!

 

[ScubaTwo]

You all are baddddddddddddddddddd! LOL. and if any of those lines worked then she wasnt worth the time it took to say.

 

[SpawnOfZena]

How about:

"Divers do it with seals"

 

[rotipisang]

I can be pretty fast and steady during current, but always descend and ascend slowly. Never forget the safety stops and use the SMB in every dives

 

[lissette]

Does having your dive buddy obscenely position a sea cucumber count?

Because if so, yes.

I wonder if that counts as harassing the sea life...

I would say that probably counts as wishful thinking on his behalf....