My wife doesn't dive. I met her in India and went snorkeling with her.... not because she liked snorkeling..... or water.... or fish.... or anything remotely related to scuba diving.... but because she wanted to have sex with me and she saw snorkeling as a means to an end......
On that snorkel trip we saw a nautilus in shallow water AND a sardine ball...... I was going crazy... I mean a NAUTILUS IN SHALLOW WATER.... and a SARDINE BALL on the same snorkeling trip.... I was transported.... It felt like the hand of God had created the perfect snorkeling trip to make this women fall for me....
As it turns out she didn't know what a nautilus was...... nor did she care...... The sardine ball was huge and impressive but she only found it "scary" and got all cramped up at which point I had to tow her back to shore...... .
20 years later and my daughter dives with me. When she was little my diving gear was her favorite bath toys.... my wife still doesn't care......
R..
On that snorkel trip we saw a nautilus in shallow water AND a sardine ball...... I was going crazy... I mean a NAUTILUS IN SHALLOW WATER.... and a SARDINE BALL on the same snorkeling trip.... I was transported.... It felt like the hand of God had created the perfect snorkeling trip to make this women fall for me....
As it turns out she didn't know what a nautilus was...... nor did she care...... The sardine ball was huge and impressive but she only found it "scary" and got all cramped up at which point I had to tow her back to shore...... .
20 years later and my daughter dives with me. When she was little my diving gear was her favorite bath toys.... my wife still doesn't care......
R..