Skipping church because your best dive T shirt is in the laundry.
When your wife asks you where you went late last night, you tell her that you went to a local brothel so she won't find out that you actually dove Lake Tahoe at midnight in the middle of a snowstorm.
Ten minutes after watching an episode of "Sea Hunt" you find yourself geared up and in your hot tub.
You lie awake all night tossing and turning because you're still "on the fence" over the MOF / NMOF issue.
When your wife asks you where you went late last night, you tell her that you went to a local brothel so she won't find out that you actually dove Lake Tahoe at midnight in the middle of a snowstorm.
Ten minutes after watching an episode of "Sea Hunt" you find yourself geared up and in your hot tub.
You lie awake all night tossing and turning because you're still "on the fence" over the MOF / NMOF issue.