Steve Alten is perverse

[Fuzzmutton]

I sent Steve Alten, author of the Meg series, an email "thanking" him for writing about giant Megalodon sharks being released into Monterey Bay where I dive. I told him scuba there was never going to be the same for me. He sent me this:

 

[chazrich]

Ya gotta love his sense of humor. Mmmmm diver . . . tastes like chicken!