Talk Like a Pirate Day - Sept 19

[scubacowboy]

A Pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink...The Bartender notices that he has a car steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants, Thinking this is quite strange the bartender says to the Pirate " Hey there Pirate, Whats with that that streering wheel shoved down your pants?" The pirate quickly replied " Arrrrrrrrr Its Drivin Me Nuts"

 

[H2Andy]

two pirates walk into a building

which is kind of stupid because the second pirate should have seen the first pirate and stop on time

arrrrrr... this be Studmuffin Marvin, the Intern Pirate me mateys... arrr...