The Walmart Game!

[korvette]

Watermelon
Vaseline
Bag of Skittles

 

[ohmdiver]

Adult diapers
fondu set
exlax

 

[inventor]

Adult diapers
fondu set
exlax

That's just creepy..if you'd said chocolate Ex-Lax however...

Silence for Dummies
Map to monasteries
Noisemaker

 

[santafejoe]

Atlas USA Road Book.
2 Bag of Cement.
2 Sholves.

 

[augk]

Guppies
Enema Bag
Saline solution

 

[Lue_Ebra]

As an imagineer, I get the odd looks all the time at my local hardware store. Wally World's not as much fun anymore since they tend to hire the thinking impaired. But here's something that did raise an eyebrow:
48qt cooler
Hacksaw blades
Dry ice

The cashier actually asked who the lucky person was :-I

 

[aquaticventures]

Funny!! How bout:

Mask & Snorkel, Kiddie Pool, Box of Goldfish

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Tins of Cat Food
Box of Crackers
Case of Beer



(and the clerk did ask if we were throwing a party for the cats. We replied, no after a few beers folks don't know what they are eating.)

 

[ohmdiver]

assortted bottle corks
grucho marks glasses
and
a make up kit...

 

[The_Ghost]

cat food
box of gun ammo
book titled "how to cook roadkill"