V.D. Problem? Last minute Valentine gift ideas.....

[Doc]

:angel: .................el bumpo

Does she look great in wet rubber?......:gorgeous:

..................Time is slipping away!

:kissykissy:....Order today for your honey!

And, DIVEHEART is a good cause, so why not?.......


Guaranteed Results: ....:muah:

 

[Doc Harry]

I am really out of touch with the times.

I didn't know that nowadays you give Valentine's gifts for venereal disease (V.D.).

 

[vladimir]

I am really out of touch with the times.

I didn't know that nowadays you give Valentine's gifts for venereal disease (V.D.).

The etiquette is a bit more nuanced than that, Doc. HIV transmission is usually not accompanied by gift-giving. Similarly, HPV and herpes do not require an expensive gift, but a little something to acknowledge what you share is certainly appreciated, even if it's just a note on nice stationery. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and anything else that can be cleaned up with a short course of antibiotics is a real occasion, and jewelry is certainly called for. (Thanks Roatanman, I'll need one of each!) If you are lucky enough to contract scabies, crabs and the like--stuff that your pharmacist can clear up with over-the-counter remedies--than an engagement ring is probably in order. You don't want to let a girl like that slip through your fingers.

 

[lulubelle]

The etiquette is a bit more nuanced than that, Doc. HIV transmission is usually not accompanied by gift-giving. Similarly, HPV and herpes do not require an expensive gift, but a little something to acknowledge what you share is certainly appreciated, even if it's just a note on nice stationery. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and anything else that can be cleaned up with a short course of antibiotics is a real occasion, and jewelry is certainly called for. (Thanks Roatanman, I'll need one of each!) If you are lucky enough to contract scabies, crabs and the like--stuff that your pharmacist can clear up with over-the-counter remedies--than an engagement ring is probably in order. You don't want to let a girl like that slip through your fingers.

Ewwww.

 

[kevinl4270]

You could have worded your title better, V.D Problem, in most countries means that you have been very careless and need Anti Biotics for a cure of what you caught!

I thought the same thing.

 

[Doc]

(Thanks Roatanman, I'll need one of each!) If you are lucky enough to....then an engagement ring is probably in order. You don't want to let a girl like that slip through your fingers.

You guys are sick pups from a bad litter, but thanks for the internet attention and subsequent bumps..... That would be 250 hits in 24 hours... not bad.

Don't let this slip through your fingers !


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Buy DIVEHeart:love3:Jewelry for your favorite dive buddy!


Now, as to your pre-verted minds.....

VD is (also) an abbreviation for .......


Virtual Destination
voltage drop
vapor density
vas deferens
vascular disease
ventricular dilator
vertical deviation
Video Disk
Virtual Data
voltage-dependent
volume of distribution
Voluntary Departure
Air Liberté
dead space ventilation
dead space volume
Kunpeng Airlines
SwedJet Airways
Vacuum Decarburization
Vacuum Degassing
Vacuum Deposited
Vacuum Deposition
Vacuum Destillation
Vacuum Diffusion
Vacuum Diode
Vacuum Dried
Vacuum Drying
Vacuum-Degassed
vaginal delivery
value of distribution
valvular disease
valvular diseases
vapour density
Varactor Diode
variable deceleration
Variable Description
variable domain
variable domains
varicose disease
various dates
vascular dementia
vascular density
vasodepressor
vasodilation
vasodilator
Vat Dye
vault door
Vector Diagram
Vector Displacements
vegetative dystonia
Vehicle Director
Velocity Distribution
Velocity of Detonation
venous dilatation
venous dilation
ventral dilator
Ventral-dorsal
ventralis telencephali pars dorsalis
ventricular denervation
ventricular dilatation
ventricular dilation
ventrodorsal
verbal dysphasia
vertical distance
vertical divergence
vessel density
vessel diameter
vessel disease
Vibration Damper
Vibration Damping
Vibration Detector
vibration disease
videodensitometry
Video-Digitalisierer
video-disk
Vienna Document
viral diarrhea
Virtual Device
Virtual Displacement
Viscous Damping
Viscous Drag
vitamin D
vitamin D2
vitamin D3
Viterbi Decoder
Voice Data
void
voiding dysfunction
Voltage Detector
Voltage Divider
Voltage Doubler
Voltage-Dependence
Volume Damper
volume density
Volume Diffusion
Volume Dose
volumes of distribution
Voluntary Deduction
Volunteers Decoration
Voronoi Diagram
Vortex Dynamics

I mean, get out a little bit, will'ya.

....preverts.

 

[Doc]

I checked with the supplier....
you can still likely order today on Monday Feb 8th
and have your :love2: :love3:
before the BIG:kissykissy:DAY

 

[Sas]

The etiquette is a bit more nuanced than that, Doc. HIV transmission is usually not accompanied by gift-giving. Similarly, HPV and herpes do not require an expensive gift, but a little something to acknowledge what you share is certainly appreciated, even if it's just a note on nice stationery.

Like so?

 

[jupitermermaid]

Aww, these are cute. Only problem is that I have no Valentine

Me either, so I'm going to get something for myself! I like the mermaid pendants (gee, I wonder why??? lol).

 

[mselenaous]