"...we'll laugh at you and you'll look like a dork." - the Split
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HBDiveGirl
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- NO QUACKERS!! Do not bring those infernal ruptured-duck noise-makers underwater within a half-mile of civilized divers. Here's an idea: learn to stay in contact with your buddy. Learn to look at your buddy often to get each other's attention. Or step up to the A-game of team diving and join the other mental patients with ThousandDollarFlashLights who can practically tell jokes with punch lines using light signals. But don't, :no just DON'T kick around quacking like an idiot to get your bud's attention to see the same slow-floating purple sea jelly that everyother diver around has already seen and now has to hear you making an unholy noise that will make us all laugh at you and you'll look like a dork.
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'Dette
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Only a quack would use a quacker...
When Ken mentioned masks it reminded me of those high volume ones with the cool side windows and enough space to keep your goldfish in. Oh, yeah and the masks with purges... now there is a cool idea... if your mask has both, you get a double chuckle...
orangelion03
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Mo2vation sez:
Mr Marine Biologist - yeah, you over-the-hill "I used to pull chicks" guy with the leather face, receeding hair and endless stories of your "1000 hours of research before you publish" - take a clue: We aren't listening. Its a boat, this is a galley, and its windy outside. We're sitting here as a last resort. Trust us, its a toss up between salt spray in the face, hiding out in the smelly head or enduring your self promoting, non-stop 90 MPH blathering. You're smart, but you're not engaging. Say one more word and we'll all laugh at you and you'll look like a dork. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Hmmm...you thinking about last Saturday on Spectre maybe?
Mr Marine Biologist - yeah, you over-the-hill "I used to pull chicks" guy with the leather face, receeding hair and endless stories of your "1000 hours of research before you publish" - take a clue: We aren't listening. Its a boat, this is a galley, and its windy outside. We're sitting here as a last resort. Trust us, its a toss up between salt spray in the face, hiding out in the smelly head or enduring your self promoting, non-stop 90 MPH blathering. You're smart, but you're not engaging. Say one more word and we'll all laugh at you and you'll look like a dork. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Hmmm...you thinking about last Saturday on Spectre maybe?
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I love this thread... LOL
orangelion03:Mo2vation sez:
Mr Marine Biologist - yeah, you over-the-hill "I used to pull chicks" guy with the leather face, receeding hair and endless stories of your "1000 hours of research before you publish" - take a clue: We aren't listening. Its a boat, this is a galley, and its windy outside. We're sitting here as a last resort. Trust us, its a toss up between salt spray in the face, hiding out in the smelly head or enduring your self promoting, non-stop 90 MPH blathering. You're smart, but you're not engaging. Say one more word and we'll all laugh at you and you'll look like a dork. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Hmmm...you thinking about last Saturday on Spectre maybe?
If the catcher's mitt grill fits...
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Show up on the boat for a drift dive with your cute full-foot split fins, and we'll laugh at you and you'll look like a dork.
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..Noooooooo!ams511:
How about learning to be such a good dive partner that your buddy actually WANTS to look at you often to find out what cool thing you've found lately? How about making communication as natural and regular as breathing so you are truly a team exlporing a space? How about reconnecting visually so often that you know with 15 degrees where your buddy is at any given moment?
Keep track of your buddy and Dive To Stay Found. If you turn into a one-man-band-and-drill-team in order to get your buddy's attention... we will laugh at you and you'll look like a dork!
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'Dette
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How about Mr. my new AL 80 tank is so shinny I need the matching mesh tank protector to cover it.
And Mr. Dive Parka with RESCUE DIVER patch. I feel save with you on the boat. Thank You.
And Mr. Dive Parka with RESCUE DIVER patch. I feel save with you on the boat. Thank You.
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