Wth????

[DebbyDiver]

That looks like a confused vodka swilling banana with wings and a Santa hat.

Fixed it for ya.

So, Chug-a-lug, are you yak diving with me in the morning or what?

 

[Chugwhump]

Debby;
It looks promising.
I will talk to the guys at 7am and make sure everything is good.
I will call you shortly.
Are we still yakkin' it, or walking in?
Chug
Has to close correctly or Soamelt will ridicule.

 

[Chugwhump]

How about this? :chug:=

OK ONESPEED....
I do appreciate your effort on my behalf, but I think with the help of Debby, Jenny, and Heather I have figured it out.

Just some slight modifications....very minor actually....

First off, we need to lose the vodka bottle.
I am Southern born, so a bottle of good bourbon is in order.

The Santa Hat, almost there....let's go for a Lawrence of Arabia type of headgear as I typically wear a visor with a bandanna atop my head when in the sun, cool ans light.

The Angel wings, so very close, but my 10 year old son wants me to get sawed off horns on my forehead like "Hell Boy".

The whole banana thing...oh so close, but I have been told my figure is more akin to a
mighty Southern Live Oak.

OK,
one last little teensy weensy modification.
My sign ought to say something more personally representing who I really am.
How about a sign that says, Veni, Vedi, Vici!

As that may not fit on the sign, I will ask my wife if it is OK to put something more appropriate like CHICK MAGNET on it.

I see this as a work in progress, and appreciate you taking the time to help me.

Regards,

Chug
Cannot wait for his personal smilie.