You might be a Diver?

[pipedope]

If someone calls you "A wet behind the ears, mouth breather" and you take it as a compliment. ...
You might be a diver.

If most of your suits are made of rubber. ...
You might be a diver.

If your gear costs more than your car. ...
You might be a diver.

If your gear costs more than your house. ...
You *really* might be a diver.

If you see a puddle along the road and think, "I wonder if I can submerge in that and what is in there?"
You might be a diver.

If you have to move more than 4 tanks to get to your lawnmower.
You might be a diver.

If you carry mask, fins and snorkle in your car, just in case.
You might be a diver.

If your idea of a good time involves being wet and cold.
You might be a diver.

 

[Diver0001]

pipedope once bubbled...
If someone calls you "A wet behind the ears, mouth breather" and you take it as a compliment. ...
You might be a diver.

If most of your suits are made of rubber. ...
You might be a diver.

If your gear costs more than your car. ...
You might be a diver.

If your gear costs more than your house. ...
You *really* might be a diver.

If you see a puddle along the road and think, "I wonder if I can submerge in that and what is in there?"
You might be a diver.

If you have to move more than 4 tanks to get to your lawnmower.
You might be a diver.

If you carry mask, fins and snorkle in your car, just in case.
You might be a diver.

If your idea of a good time involves being wet and cold.
You might be a diver.

This reminds me of the Redneck series from Jeff Foxworthy. What that your inspiration?

I'll try one:

If you take the babysitter with you to watch the kids *and* carry your gear -- you might be a diver


R..

 

[zeN||]

You might be a diver if....
You decide you need to lose a few pounds so you take 2 lbs out of your bcd ......~Z

 

[Mista~Tamborin]

if when before using the elevator you check the deco charts

 

[pipedope]

I love Jeff Foxworthy, lots of his work hits close to home for me.
I was born and raised in central Indiana and now live in Florida.

Did you know that there is something about clean laundry that causes cats to toss hairballs?

 

[chrispete]

If your bathtub doubles as an equipment testing area...

If you've ever seen a trash can at the store and thought it would make a good rinse tank...

If your hairdryer is in your closet with your booties...

If you consider peeing in your suit to be normal (oh come on, everybody does it )...

If you see the initials LP and immediately think, "Leisure Pro or Low Pressure..."

If you're watching a Discovery Channel program and say, "Hrm, that guy's got a Scubapro reg, a Mares mask, a Cressi snorkle, and a SeaQuest BC"...

 

[HammerNoMore]

pipedope once bubbled...
If someone calls you "A wet behind the ears, mouth breather" and you take it as a compliment. ...
You might be a diver.

Never been called that...

If most of your suits are made of rubber. ...
You might be a diver.

2/3 rds count as most?

If your gear costs more than your car. ...
You might be a diver.

Hmm, my car cost 28k off lease/used. I don't think I've spent quite that much on dive gear yet....

If you have to move more than 4 tanks to get to your lawnmower.
You might be a diver.

Is that the thing my neighbor's kid uses to cut my grass? I don't have any tanks in my neighbor's garage so I must not be a diver .

If you carry mask, fins and snorkle in your car, just in case.
You might be a diver.

Haven't got that far bu my log book/c-card lives in my car....I figure in a "I've got to dive now" emergency I could live with renting.....

If your idea of a good time involves being wet and cold.
You might be a diver.

And the statment that will probably get this post deleted (I can live with it, if you are a reg, I won't be offended )

Personally I prefer: wet and warm.

James

 

[Dee]

Since I don't care for cold water, I prefer wet and warm myself.

That IS what you meant, wasn't it? ut:

 

[HammerNoMore]

Dee once bubbled...
Since I don't care for cold water, I prefer wet and warm myself.

That IS what you meant, wasn't it? ut:

Why of course it is...

 

[SueMermaid]

You might be a diver if
You notice whether your teabag is neutrally buoyant or not.