RIDIVER501:If PLB were to be common place their inadvertent activations would become an annoyance that would mask or gloss over real emergencies.
That's why they cost so much. The device itself is cheap to manufacture. Only those fairly serious about it, will buy one. The difference between a car alarm and a PLB, EPIREB, and ELT is that someone's life is in danger. I can't speak for the Navy, but the other agencies responsible for reacting to these signals don't make light of it the way you do. I have experience with being on the rescue end of an ELT. The AF was over the top of us within 20 minutes of it going off. Otherwise, it may have taken hours, if not days, for someone to recognize that our small plane had gone down where it did.
Using it for extreme diving, far from land or traveled shipping lanes, seems like a good use to me.