simbrooks:Also remember a conk (same pronunciation) is the English slang word for nose. Just FYI, dont want you Floridians thinking you have a special word phonetically.
Sooooo... we could say something like "Hey.. your conch is really red today..." or "Your conch looks swollen, are you OK?" or "Dude, go blow your conch, you've got something hanging out of it." or "Every time I dive my conch starts to run."