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Diver slogans (humor)

Discussion in 'Florida Diving' started by Divergirl4U, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. Divergirl4U

    Divergirl4U Great White

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl
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    I am looking for slogans for diver, like:
    I have narcosis what is your excuse
    or
    S.ex
    C.razed
    U.nderwater
    B.ad
    A.ss
    Things like this .... got any??? :blinking:
    Kim P
     
  2. DebbyDiver

    DebbyDiver Livin' the dream ScubaBoard Sponsor ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 2,500 - 4,999
    Location: Key Largo, Florida
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    Many, many, many, MANY years ago I bought a T-shirt that read

    Florida
    Underwater
    College of the
    Keys
     
  3. DEEPSEAWOLF

    DEEPSEAWOLF Manta Ray

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Happyvale Asylum Ward 4-B
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    Cave divers have longer hoses.
    Divers do it underwater.
    Divers stay down longer.
    It's not the size of your tank that counts, it's the mix you're using.
    Sexy Concher Unaffected By Alcohol
    I don't crap on your lawn, don't crap on my reef.
    Divers-to sharks, the other, other, white meat.
    Wear a wetsuit, make the sharks chew!
    I don't have to swim faster than the shark, just my dive buddy.
    Save the sharks, dive with a Lawyer! (Luv ya Andy)
    Save the whales, dive with a speargun.
    Save the tubers, camp with a trebuchet. (Megadive joke)
    There are two kinds of divers, those who pee in their wetsuit, and those who lie about it.
    Cave divers have reel fun.
    Cavers do it in the dark.
    Cave divers have bigger tanks.
    Once you go nitrox, you'll never go back.
    Nitrox, it's a gas.
    Will work for air fills.

    (Did I mention I seem to have a lot of free time lately?)

    Divers do it on the reef.
    Is that a drysuit valve or are you just happy to see me?
    Divers wear protection.
    No, really, They're just exhaled air bubbles.
    If you're not the lead diver, the view never changes.
    Silt, it's what's for lowviz.
    You can't be a cave diver if you don't have big tanks.
    Tailgate me and I'll flick silt on your mask.
    Divers are people, too.
    Sheep Could Utter Bad Alibis (Luv Ya Andy)
     
  4. deepstops

    deepstops Blacklight Poster ScubaBoard Sponsor

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    It's not how deep you dive but whether or not you go down
     
  5. Divergirl4U

    Divergirl4U Great White

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl
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    these are great .... ;)
     
  6. Reggae Joe

    Reggae Joe Barracuda

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Lima, OH
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    Okay, here's one from 1998 or so...

    I was teaching while I was doing my Master's--I taught American Culture Studies three times a week, and generally had some good students. Geek/dork that I am, whenever I'd have them do quizzes or exams, I always gave some pop culture extra credit questions just for the hell of it (stuff like the name of the Simpsons' dog, which color lightsaber Luke used in Return of the Jedi, etc.).

    So anyway, one afternoon, I gave them a quiz with the extra credit question of: What does SCUBA stand for? Two people got it right, and I got some pretty funny answers otherwise.

    The one that sticks out, though, was submitted to me by a brunette student who I had a slight crush on--and it didn't help that she was friendly, talkative, and a fan of the band I was in at the time. Her answer was this:

    Sexy
    Chicks
    Undress
    Before
    Acs instructors

    And she delivered it to me with a perfectly deadpan grin on her face, too...
     
  7. DebbyDiver

    DebbyDiver Livin' the dream ScubaBoard Sponsor ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 2,500 - 4,999
    Location: Key Largo, Florida
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    My favorite is "A bad day of diving is better than a good day at work."

    Here's another funny one, "What do you call a dive instructor who doesn't have a girlfriend?"


    "HOMELESS!"
     
  8. sandmanz32

    sandmanz32 Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Taylors, SC
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    HA! that was awesome!
    got this one off of a bumper sticker, thats on my car actually, "divers do it deeper, go down longer, come up wetter, and always satisfy!"
     
  9. Mako Mark

    Mako Mark Dive Charter

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    Super Collossal Underwater Baracuda Attack
     
  10. mislav

    mislav Dive Travel Professional

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    I like that one too. :)

    Here's one I made up and posted on SB before:

    Smart
    Chicks
    Undergo
    Breast
    Augmentation
     

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