Diver slogans (humor)

[BubblesUp]

From a tee shirt: "The Deeper You Go, The Cooler It Gets"

 

[showboat]

He!! my bumper sticker says "Dive Naked" So what sexy lady will do this for me when I go out this weekend....... hmmmmmm don't raise your hands all at once

 

[DebbyDiver]

Not a slogan but funny nonetheless.

Many years ago I was drinking adult beverages with a dive bud when she said "you know Boyle's Law, right, air expands on the way up? Well what if a whale farted, really deep, you know, wouldn't that be huge when it got to the surface?"

 

[DivingsInMyBlood]

dont know if this one counts but somewhere i gotta shirt with a pick of a scuba diver going down to a clam and i says porn star diving team.

 

[427Dave]

To dive or not to dive, what a stupid question!

 

[WVDiver]

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is a new one on me and I love it.

 

[syrarff21]

The world is your oyster, so go deep and shuck it?

 

[Tom Winters]

My favorite is "A bad day of diving is better than a good day at work."

I've thought about this one a lot. I had some really terrible days diving where I would have gladly sat in an IBM office wearing a short-sleeved white shirt with a tie and maybe even a pocket protector to keep those errant ballpoints in check. But I made it back almost every day, so how bad could it have been?
The other one that comes to mind from time to time is "Divers do it deeper." I can't elaborate on this since nothing that I could write will stay long ... so, ah, forget it.

 

[K Mejean]

Not a slogan but funny nonetheless.

Many years ago I was drinking adult beverages with a dive bud when she said "you know Boyle's Law, right, air expands on the way up? Well what if a whale farted, really deep, you know, wouldn't that be huge when it got to the surface?"

Didn't you know that's what brought down those plains and ships in the Bermuda Triangle. Scientists just discovered that it was really a bunch of mischievious whales playing pranks. They drop down as far as they can and cut one then just sit back and watch the action!!!!!!!! haha

As far as slogans go. I like the one of the girl in a T back that says LOG SOME BOTTOM TIME. That's good stuff no matter how you look at it.

 

[cardzard]

TAKE ONLY PICTURES​

KILL ONLY TIME​

LEAVE ONLY BUBBLES​