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If you produce enough gas, at depth, to fart and then hold it in on the ascent... will your colon pop?
I'd probably buy a new wetsuit...
Thus the expression. "Funny as a fart in a space suit."
Okay, I have a question . . . it might be a little advanced for this forum, so y'all don't try this at home.
If you eat beans, and then do a nice long trimix dive, and your body produces gas . . . part methane and part . . . would it be helium and nitrogen?
In other words, would you be flammable or inflammable???