If MicroSoft made Dive Computers

[Heads Up]

Your dive computer would not be on general release until 3 months after your official dive date!

(And the head of the company would be Mr Gill Bates)

 

[fooks]

Just as your starting your dive you would have to stop at 15ft while your computer runs a scan disk cause it wasn't shut down properly.

:fury:

 

[DiverDave]

The DIR guys will insist on Linux, and the mouse cable must be 7 feet, and wrapped around your neck for easy hand off in case of an OOM (Out Of Mouse) emergency.

 

[blacknet]

Hello,

don't forget that the mouse MUST be from microsoft and you get bashed for using non-microsoft brand mice (althought microsoft mice are made by logitech)

Ed

 

[svs3]

Man, what a scary thought. I hope I never see the day.

 

[MnLakeDiver]

and don't forget to purchas an additional license for each tank and an expansion pac for your pony bottle

 

[DiverNyd]

If your buddy came to you and give you the "out of air" signal, you would not be able to share air with him because he is not using Microsoft compatible equipment.

 

[MnLakeDiver]

DiverNed
There are O.D.B.C.(Other Diver Began Chocking) drivers available, but they usualy don't work well

 

[SubMariner]

Bill Gates would bundle the software with some other totally useless program that you couldn't delete... like SKY DIVING.

BG: "Scuba Diving, Sky Diving... how different could they be???"

:egrin:

~SubMariner~

 

[UKPhil]

While at 130' you reach for the alternate air source. Computer says: sorry, this feature is not currently enabled. Please register...

$$$PADI timeout: please register for another course

unable to allocate sufficient depth. Please upgrade to the TecRec option.