A diver lies on his hospital bed , desperatly ill with an oxygen mask covering his mouth.A young nurse doing her rounds arrives to sponge his face and hands."Nurse," he mumbles, "tell me are my testicles black?". Embarrassed, the young nurse explains how she's only there to wash him, and carries on about her business. "Please nurse," pleads the diver,again "I have to know, are my testicles black?". Again the nurse refuses to check, but duly concerned she summons the ward sister to see what the problem is.
"Sister," the diver mumbles,clearly in pain,"all i want to know is if my testicles are black?". With that, the ward sister whips off his bed sheets,strips him and has a good look at his testicles.Nothing."There's absolutely nothing wrong with those," she yells at the diver,"now please leave us to do our jobs!".
"For Christ's sake," shouts the diver, pulling away the oxygen mask,"I couldn't give a hoot about my genitals- i want to know if my test results are back"
Dive safe
MAL....
"Sister," the diver mumbles,clearly in pain,"all i want to know is if my testicles are black?". With that, the ward sister whips off his bed sheets,strips him and has a good look at his testicles.Nothing."There's absolutely nothing wrong with those," she yells at the diver,"now please leave us to do our jobs!".
"For Christ's sake," shouts the diver, pulling away the oxygen mask,"I couldn't give a hoot about my genitals- i want to know if my test results are back"
Dive safe
MAL....
