Just how hooked am I?

[scuba_chick55]

Hello Vickie, Hello Rick! Guess what?..............................I'm a TEEN Scubaholic!

Oh, yeah, skip the party go dive. You're future wife will be happier with you.

 

[Michael Schlink]

Dive in the morning, go to the party at night, then have an UW wedding. Evryone is happy-well probably not the parents-good luck

 

[plcmd]

Do you know what the difference between a Scubaholic and a Scubabum is?


Us Scubabums dont have to attend those friggen meetings.

 

[one90proof]

You mean you are getting married topside!? :confused1

 

[baitedstorm]

Does the future Mrs. Saying dive?

 

[Quarrior]

Hmm, let's do the math. Party = no diving. Party = some fun. Party = hangover. Hangover = no fun. Reminders of what you did while drunk = embarassing.

Diving = maximum fun. Diving = no hangover, even if you get narc'd. Diving = no embarassing reminders.

Did my wedding in Vegas. Figured if people wanted to party, they could do it on their own dime.

 

[saying]

Does the future Mrs. Saying dive?

The future Mrs. Saying doesn't trust fish. Therefore, the future Mrs. Saying barely tolerates snorkeling.

(She likes to look at them... but no matter how many times I try to explain the lateral line she is quite sure they are either going to touch or, at the very worst, bite her.)

 

[GrierHPharmD]

Hello Rick, Vickie and Chick. My name's Grier and I'm a Scubaholic. It's been three days since my last dive...

 

[ChicagoMermaid]

Definitely skip the party and go diving. No strippers for the future Mrs. Saying to worry about. That way, you both win!

 

[dweeb]

I get married in two weeks.

This weekend I go out for something of a bachelor party.

I'm irritated that those are going to be two weekends I miss diving.

Hook, line, and sinker.

So, what's the problem?