My sausage needs Viagra

[mselenaous]

My sausage shot up for the last time today. As some would say it was rode hard and put up wet. It lay spent on the surface during it's final farewell :depressed:. Adios old dive buddy.

Soon to be replaced with a younger firmer sausage. A gal can't be going down and blowing a flaccid sausage.:shocked2:

 

[tomboyy]

to many dry runs will wear them out quickly, like cam straps, they need to be wet to get the most use outta them

 

[idocsteve]

I find the sexual innuendos on this thread to be rather disturbing, especially when we're talking about a piece of safety equipment that just might save your life some day.

Some things are just not a joking matter.

I find my sausage is always a bit firmer when I deploy it after vigorous exercise, perhaps it's the circulating endorphins or perhaps the release of adrenalin. It's been like a good friend to me and I'd never replace it with another, and I'd never carry a backup. One sausage is more than enough for me.

 

[tomboyy]

I find the sexual innuendos on this thread to be rather disturbing, especially when we're talking about a piece of safety equipment that just might save your life some day.

Some things are just not a joking matter.

I find my sausage is always a bit firmer when I deploy it after vigorous exercise, perhaps it's the circulating endorphins or perhaps the release of adrenalin. It's been like a good friend to me and I'd never replace it with another, and I'd never carry a backup. One sausage is more than enough for me.

I always kinda got that impression from your posts

 

[idocsteve]

I always kinda got that impression from your posts

I don't want you thinking I don't carry redundant backup gear for safety, because I do.

But there is such a thing as "too much of a good thing".

 

[Louie]

I find the sexual innuendos on this thread to be rather disturbing, especially when we're talking about a piece of safety equipment that just might save your life some day.

Some things are just not a joking matter.

I find my sausage is always a bit firmer when I deploy it after vigorous exercise, perhaps it's the circulating endorphins or perhaps the release of adrenalin. It's been like a good friend to me and I'd never replace it with another, and I'd never carry a backup. One sausage is more than enough for me.

Personally, I have multi-sausaged (different colours, sizes).

However, I am guilty on a few occasions of neglecting to wash my sausage after a dive - shoved it back into the bag - and it ended up getting all manky and smelling bad.

 

[--tom--]

What do you use for protection for for your sausage? Or do you just let it hang out for all to see?

 

[Mopar]

I am not shy my just hangs out for all to see.

 

[tomboyy]

I don't want you thinking I don't carry redundant backup gear for safety, because I do.

But there is such a thing as "too much of a good thing".

Thats what she said

 

[mselenaous]

Happy to report that my newer younger sausage is bigger and for safe diving has an orange condom . As of today, it is no longer a virgin :shocked2:. Yes bigger is better and it doesn't take much blowing to stay firm and erect on the surface.