Leejnd
Contributor
As some of you in this forum know, I'm trying to decide what my next steps will be in terms of increasing my dive skills and education. I've been giving serious thought to exploring DIR, but I have many questions and concerns. I finally took some time to think about all the things that cause me to break out in hives when I even consider going DIR. So I wrote them out, and this is the result. Anyone want to tackle answering these?
1. Must I really abandon my computer? I totally get the concept of dive tables, but… (and I’m really reluctant to even mention this here, because I said this once on SB and got ripped to itty bitty shreds for it, and told that if I can’t handle something as simple as doing ratio decompression algorithms in my head on the fly, I should stay out of the water)…frankly I just hate math.
Hey, I’m a word person – I’m a writer, a training developer, a project manager, and I can whip up a truly transcendent chocolate soufflé that will make you cry – but I am NOT a numbers person. This does not mean I’m stupid. I just suck at math, and would rather do pretty much ANYTHING than long division, including stick needles in my eyes, or even :::shudder::: laundry. Yes I can do math if I have to – I did manage to get certified, after all, and even passed the Nitrox test – but I just don’t see the point of struggling with numbers when I’ve got a computer that will do all the work for me, and probably more accurately than I can. Is this giving control of my life to a machine that might fail? Well yes, I guess it is – just like I do every time I set foot on an airplane. But I still fly places.
As for doing decompression algorithms in my head, that sounds about as likely as me developing a cure for cancer while vacationing at my lovely little chalet on Mars. Heck, just using the word "algorithms" gives me the heebee jeebees. Do y’all really DO that?
2. Must I go all the way? Meaning: can I go sorta-DIR, applying some of the principles and/or equipment, but not all? Or would I then be viewed with disdain by *real* DIR divers, who would look at me as a poser, a pretender? Is it an all-or-nothing prospect, kinda like being pregnant?
3. Do DIR divers always use a drysuit? Frankly I like diving wet, even in cold water. Mainly because as far as I know, they have yet to solve the conundrum of a pee valve for ladies, which would be a serious drawback for me. (Yes I pee in my wetsuit. Sue me.)
4. This question comes via my husband: what would be the value of my going DIR if my usual dive buddy (the aforementioned husband) doesn’t? He is perfectly happy with his big ol’ jacket-style BC and his Scubapro Air 2, and has no interest in replacing his gear. He doesn’t dive nearly as often as I do, and I’m pretty much his only buddy – whereas I go diving pretty frequently without him, so I expect I would have plenty of opportunities to dive with other DIR divers. But most of my diving will continue to be with my non-DIR hubby. So is going DIR wasted on me if most of my dives are with him?
5. What the hell does “Hogarthian” even mean? I distinctly recall my high-school art teacher telling me that “Hogarthian” related to being satirical, like ye olde English artist William Hogarth. So what does a portly painter and political satirist from the 1700’s have to do with scuba? (I admit that high school was a very long time ago, so maybe that memory is really an acid flashback… Anyway, whatever it means, are all DIR divers “Hogarthian”? And to introduce even more word confusion, how about “Halcyon”, another word I see used in relation to DIR? Are all DIR divers “Halcyonian”? My high school ENGLISH teacher taught me that “halcyon” means calm, peaceful, joyful (and I’m pretty sure that’s NOT an acid flashback). So I guess the ultimate question is, what does a calm, happy, portly, satirical 18th century English artist have to do with DIR diving?
6. I’ve read that the DIR approach focuses heavily on physical fitness. I’m no slug, but I’m not the athlete I used to be either. I used to run marathons, but I injured my back a few years ago and had to stop, and I could use to lose some of this extra that I’ve packed on since then. What exactly are the fitness requirements to go DIR? Can a somewhat-less-than-fit 50-yr-old woman with a bad back, hot flashes, and a rather unhealthy addiction to Cap’n Crunch actually be considered DIR? Or will all you fit young pups take one look at this middle-aged broad in a BP/W, roll your eyes and say "stroke"?
7. And what exactly IS a “stroke”, and why does using that word seem to CAUSE actual strokes in some people?
8. Just how much is this gonna cost me? Should I go ahead get the loan approval for the second mortgage on my house now?
Just FYI, while I may have worded these questions a bit tongue-in-cheek, that's just cuz it's how I am. They are all serious questions, and answers from people in-the-know would be most appreciated as I give serious consideration to what direction I want to take my dive training.
Thanks much!
1. Must I really abandon my computer? I totally get the concept of dive tables, but… (and I’m really reluctant to even mention this here, because I said this once on SB and got ripped to itty bitty shreds for it, and told that if I can’t handle something as simple as doing ratio decompression algorithms in my head on the fly, I should stay out of the water)…frankly I just hate math.
Hey, I’m a word person – I’m a writer, a training developer, a project manager, and I can whip up a truly transcendent chocolate soufflé that will make you cry – but I am NOT a numbers person. This does not mean I’m stupid. I just suck at math, and would rather do pretty much ANYTHING than long division, including stick needles in my eyes, or even :::shudder::: laundry. Yes I can do math if I have to – I did manage to get certified, after all, and even passed the Nitrox test – but I just don’t see the point of struggling with numbers when I’ve got a computer that will do all the work for me, and probably more accurately than I can. Is this giving control of my life to a machine that might fail? Well yes, I guess it is – just like I do every time I set foot on an airplane. But I still fly places.
As for doing decompression algorithms in my head, that sounds about as likely as me developing a cure for cancer while vacationing at my lovely little chalet on Mars. Heck, just using the word "algorithms" gives me the heebee jeebees. Do y’all really DO that?
2. Must I go all the way? Meaning: can I go sorta-DIR, applying some of the principles and/or equipment, but not all? Or would I then be viewed with disdain by *real* DIR divers, who would look at me as a poser, a pretender? Is it an all-or-nothing prospect, kinda like being pregnant?
3. Do DIR divers always use a drysuit? Frankly I like diving wet, even in cold water. Mainly because as far as I know, they have yet to solve the conundrum of a pee valve for ladies, which would be a serious drawback for me. (Yes I pee in my wetsuit. Sue me.)
4. This question comes via my husband: what would be the value of my going DIR if my usual dive buddy (the aforementioned husband) doesn’t? He is perfectly happy with his big ol’ jacket-style BC and his Scubapro Air 2, and has no interest in replacing his gear. He doesn’t dive nearly as often as I do, and I’m pretty much his only buddy – whereas I go diving pretty frequently without him, so I expect I would have plenty of opportunities to dive with other DIR divers. But most of my diving will continue to be with my non-DIR hubby. So is going DIR wasted on me if most of my dives are with him?
5. What the hell does “Hogarthian” even mean? I distinctly recall my high-school art teacher telling me that “Hogarthian” related to being satirical, like ye olde English artist William Hogarth. So what does a portly painter and political satirist from the 1700’s have to do with scuba? (I admit that high school was a very long time ago, so maybe that memory is really an acid flashback… Anyway, whatever it means, are all DIR divers “Hogarthian”? And to introduce even more word confusion, how about “Halcyon”, another word I see used in relation to DIR? Are all DIR divers “Halcyonian”? My high school ENGLISH teacher taught me that “halcyon” means calm, peaceful, joyful (and I’m pretty sure that’s NOT an acid flashback). So I guess the ultimate question is, what does a calm, happy, portly, satirical 18th century English artist have to do with DIR diving?
6. I’ve read that the DIR approach focuses heavily on physical fitness. I’m no slug, but I’m not the athlete I used to be either. I used to run marathons, but I injured my back a few years ago and had to stop, and I could use to lose some of this extra that I’ve packed on since then. What exactly are the fitness requirements to go DIR? Can a somewhat-less-than-fit 50-yr-old woman with a bad back, hot flashes, and a rather unhealthy addiction to Cap’n Crunch actually be considered DIR? Or will all you fit young pups take one look at this middle-aged broad in a BP/W, roll your eyes and say "stroke"?
7. And what exactly IS a “stroke”, and why does using that word seem to CAUSE actual strokes in some people?
8. Just how much is this gonna cost me? Should I go ahead get the loan approval for the second mortgage on my house now?
Just FYI, while I may have worded these questions a bit tongue-in-cheek, that's just cuz it's how I am. They are all serious questions, and answers from people in-the-know would be most appreciated as I give serious consideration to what direction I want to take my dive training.
Thanks much!