Jen,
One of these days you will see the light, and become a King Convert. The King exists in all of us here on the board. He's with us on each and every dive. He's with us every time we go to the dive shop. He's with us on the live-aboard.
Personally I have a picture of him on the wall surrounded by candles and inscense and chant to it before I go diving. I have a necklace with his image cast in silver, The King, patron Saint of Divers & rub it (I think I see him grin) before each dive.
Next time you're in the airport & see a bunch of wierd looking people in wetsuits, with shaved heads, chanting.
On Scuba Source the King has NEVER left the building.
I even think he was on the Wheaties box once.
Now let's all bow & face the west.
Now you have to know, walk into the light
Don