Things that sound dirty in Diving, but aren't

[NSMEDIC]

Can't believe no one has said..
Want to log some bottom time.....

 

[mselenaous]

Let's go see some Nudi's.

 

[mselenaous]

Spit in it.

 

[laguna230diver]

( mask clearing) Make sure to spit in it and rub it before getting it on



im gettin some bottom time today!


help me get my crotch strap-on

...

I saw a slippery dick on that dive! There were slippery dicks EVERYWHERE!

There are Slippery dicks on St. Cathan

(slippery dick wrasse)

 

[laguna230diver]

what beautiful goody bags you have

 

[laguna230diver]

i got some china while i was down

 

[laguna230diver]

i blasted out that hole with my scooter

 

[Ed L.]

The physics of diving is a lot like sex. Things go up and down and in and out.

 

[noreastDIVER84]

I've got crabs.....

Nice Underwear.....

Where are those peckerfish..... (to clean up the zebra mussels)

 

[mselenaous]

(these are for all the drysuit divers )


Pass the lube.

Want some KY?

Got powder?

Which way do you route your weenis?

Is your she-p soft?
Pass me my pee-pee.