Top dozen Bumber Snickers...

[Big-t-2538]

"Been down Lately"

"Why am I the only one in the world that knows how to drive"

"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey"

"In racing...if it goes out of bounds, it probably ain't coming back"

"My wife said if I ever went diving again she'd leave me....sure am going to miss her"

"Got some SCUBA gear for my wife...sure was a good trade"

"Beer...helping ugly people have sex since 1800"

 

[Paco]

Thanks everyone. You've oudone yourselves. Every time I thought I had one for you, someone beat me to it. Touche (sp?)

Paco

 

[Dectek]

** Use caution when passing...Driver chews tobacco**



A sign I hung at the local convenience store near the coffee station:

It is Inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

 

[Big-t-2538]

This is for the race fans out there

"Racing makes my Dick Trickle"

 

[cpalerm]

"Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes"

If you can read this you're overeducated.

 

[Cave Diver]

cpalerm once bubbled...
"Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes"

If you can read this you're overeducated.

Very clever. If I read this correctly, you very subtly provided the answer...

 

[Paco]

NetDoc,

Are you sure it is "pergamentum init, exit pergamentum"?

Couldn't find pergamentum in the dict. How about?

Quisquiliae ineunt, exeunt quisquiliae

 

[Paco]

Sorry...

My source says that pergamentum is paper, so the translation should be "Paper in, paper out" I guess we could extend paper to paper work which is often close to garbage.

What do you Latin experts think?

 

[The Chairman]

:tease: I guess that's why I am not LatinLanguageDoc... and I got it off of a Latin Club T-shirt.

 

[DeputyDan]

Have ye flogged yer crew today?