Vasectomy?

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zahgurim

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A few weeks ago I went to the Dr. for the vasectomy consult.

After explaining the procedure in more detail than I really needed the Dr. told me that the night before the snip I would need to 'shave my boys'.

I didn't really understand why but hey... He's the doctor.

So here we go:
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My brother was visiting and saw what I was doing. He just laughed and said, "No dumbass, not your 'boys', you need to shave your balls.

He's a pretty smart guy, BS in biology and a Masters in Education, so, off I went:
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When my wife saw me going after Wilson with the razor, well, she nearly died laughing. Turned about 6 shades of purple, tears streaming down her face, gasping for breath. Finally she got herself under some semblance of control and told me that I was crazy. I was SUPPOSED to shave my, well, 'nuts' is what the dear girl said.

Whatever:
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"No no no" she said. "You know, your bag."

"Ohhhhh NOW I get it," I said. Geeez this is confusing.
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So now I think I'm all set for tomorrows procedure.

Could've been worse I guess:
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Thanks for the laugh on a long boring day at work!
 
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Spencer
 
Look at the bright side...

You're all ready for that pee valve now!
 
Yea I think I had a mix up like this too...

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Wimp. REAL men use a straight razor!

:D

(You know you're in trouble when your wife suggests you get it shaved by Sweeney Todd...)

Thanks for the laugh!
 
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