We're rated Arrrgh!

[Rollin Bonz]

A pirate walks into a bar with a helm attached to the front of his britches. After a few drinks, the bartender finally looks at the pirate and says "Okay, I've got to ask.. what's the deal with the wheel attached to your pants? It can't be comfortable..."
The pirate looks up from his drink and says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts, Matey"

I'll see myself out...

 

[Trace Malinowski]

 

[lionfish-eater]

What letter of the alphabet is a pirates favorite?

Some say Rrrr but I have always had a love for the C.

X because it marks the spot the treasure lies

But it's P because without it I would be irate. And it's just like Rrrr but missing a leg like me

 

[mi000ke]

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrgh!

 

[Soloist]

Pirate Eye Chart…or is it “aye” chart?

 

[Regulated]

Jokes?? Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Iffn yer thinkin yer typical pirate’s got some kinda sense o humorrrrr, yer sadly mistaken. Or might be ye’ve overdosed on grog. Har har har.

Good thing this is just once a yearrrr.

 

[Johnoly]

Where did Captain Hook,,buy his hook ?
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At a ' Second Hand ' store.......

 

[The Chairman]

How does a pirate wash their hair and beard???

Spoiler

With Tide!

 

[The Chairman]

Why do pirates carry a sword?

Spoiler

Well, they can't walk, now can they?

 

[Akimbo]

Where did Captain Hook,,buy his hook ?
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At a ' Second Hand ' store.......

I don't think he purchased that hook. Likely acquired by more underhanded means.