You know you're a diver ADDICT when....

[Randy43068]

you rather buy dive gear than new shoes.

 

[DiverLS]

I take my lunch, cook my own dinner, refuse to grocery shop more than once a week (yep, my pantry is getting bare) just to fund the trip of the year. This year it's the Red Sea.

 

[dive_lover88]

You turn down a date to the bash of the year just to go diving....(yep, i did that. Turn down an opp to escort the girl whom i like to the party of the year ....just to go to Manado)

 

[rexnv2003]

You have tri-mix in every tire of your vehicle.

 

[Paco]

You find signature lines like "Submergo ergo sum" (I sink therefore I am) delightful.

 

[Bottomfeeder Brodie]

I'm trying to cut down on my diving. People ask me why I have an annual inspection sticker on my forehead. I just tell them I'm on the patch.

 

[frozenwarp]

Your house smells like neoprene ALWAYS!!

 

[calvin007]

In addition to the original reasons (which are so true, especially looking at a cruiseliner or a body of water!), instead of having coats in the coat closet, it is filled with diving gear and wetsuits, and more.

 

[cowdog77]

You stash a chunk of the grocery money away every week for the next divetrip.

 

[JohnsIsland]

You wake up in the morning, and the first thought that comes into your head is "I love the smell of neoprene in the morning.

Hotel room, warm climate, washed gear hanging in shower.

And then you wonder why the hotel doesn't have a shower curtain bar down the middle of the shower tub, and make a mental note to write the hotel about the lack of adequate drying facilities.

J