Hear ye, hear ye! The kangaroo court of scubaboard is now in session, judge ScubaSteve presiding. Tortuga68, you stand before us accused of being a TROLL! If you fail to answer all and any of our questions completely and thoroughly, now matter how mundane or irrelevant, you will be found GUILTY by this court and sentanced to... to, umm... to having ScubaSteve and I SHAKE OUR HEADS at you vigorously
No no, do go on