A great breakfast for a man

[DBailey]

A great breakfast for a man would be...

Your son is on the front of a box of Wheaties. Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy. You wife is on the back of the milk carton.

 

[SueMermaid]

Niiiice. lain:

You're a single man, you say?

 

[adder70]

Niiiice. lain:

You're a single man, you say?

Actually, that sounds like an opinion born of the despair only a married man would understand.

 

[SueMermaid]

:rofl: Touche', Corey!

 

[DBailey]

I am single, but I hear all the heart-aches from my married friends.

 

[Raven C]

Ya know.... joking about a married man having a mistress is not funny. R

 

[DBailey]

Ya know.... joking about a married man having a mistress is not funny. R

...but his wife is missing.

 

[adder70]

Ya know.... joking about a married man having a mistress is not funny. R

Joking about it is hilarious. Knowing a man who has one and leaving him physically whole, that's a problem. Only a pathetic weenie would take a mistress instead of simply leaving if he was that unhappy.

Of course, you first need to be sure that the wife doesn't know, and that she isn't pleased to have him get his jollies elsewhere. I'm not saying that would a functional marriage, just that it happens.

 

[00scuba]

that is what i call a breakfast of champions! lol

 

[newbie@scuby]

Actually it should be a great breakfast for a woman would be...............

Her son on the cover of Wheaties.....Her lover on the cover fitness for men and fourtune 500.... and her husband on the back of a milk carton.