A man lost his wife

[Pez de Diablo]

Sick... I loved it!

 

[ghosty_old]

yeh. I guesse i should of put a little warning in the title or rated it like AA or something. Oh well. I was told that scuba people have the best sense of humor anyways.

 

[zeN||]

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." "Well, tell me!" the man said.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."
"Oh my God!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her." "If that's the good news than what's the great news?!" Mr. Wilkens demanded. The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."


hehe zeN||

 

[double125's]

Thats sick but funny.

 

[MoBayDiver]

The is an image I will love to carry at work while making a seafood dish...:whoa::chef:

 

[gbrandon]

zeN|| once bubbled...
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." "Well, tell me!" the man said.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."
"Oh my God!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her." "If that's the good news than what's the great news?!" Mr. Wilkens demanded. The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."


hehe zeN||

ahahahahahahahah... that was funny!! Thanks for making me laugh.

 

[Sideband]

I liked it.


Joe

 

[NudiLover]

It is my imagination, or is there a pattern to those who find this the funniest?

Is it Men.... Unhappily married or perhaps with an acrid memory of an unhappy relationship?

Just wondering.

Now, maybe we could rework the joke and get Mr. Wilkins to be the lobster trap bar none......

heheheee

 

[alemaozinho]

rotfl,lol,great

 

[FredT]

It is my imagination, or is there a pattern to those who find this the funniest?

Is it Men.... Unhappily married or perhaps with an acrid memory of an unhappy relationship?

Just wondering.

Now, maybe we could rework the joke and get Mr. Wilkins to be the lobster trap bar none......

heheheee

Neither.

Just those who fully understand that the sea critters don't like their food toasted.

For me, just run what's left over through the wood chipper upcurrent of a herring school. No toasting necessary!

FT