Cobaltbabe made me do this.....

[Squashie]

Well, back to the classic rock thread...this one was too easy. Again, my sincere appologies to the members of Steppenwolf and all the classic rock fans in the world...And now, for your parody pleasure :dazzler1:

Born to go Dive

Born to go Dive
By; Steppenwolf & Squashie


Get your tanks filled,
Head out on the dive boat,
Lookin' for adventure,
In whatever comes our way

Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen,
Take the ocean in a love embrace,
Dump all of your BC air at once,
Descend to inner space

I like drift divin,
Under water wonder,
Floatin' in the current,
And the feeling that I'm under

Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen,
Take the ocean in a love embrace,
Dump all of your BC air at once,
Descend to inner space

Like a true ocean's child,
We were born, born to go dive,
We will feel so high,
I never want to die,
Born to go dive
Born to go dive

Get your tanks filled,
Head out on the dive boat,
Lookin' for adventure,
In whatever comes our way

Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen,
Take the ocean in a love embrace,
Dump all of your BC air at once,
Descend to inner space

Like a true ocean's child,
We were born, born to go dive,
We will feel so high,
I never want to die,
Born to go dive
Born to go dive

 

[Ontario Diver]

If you don't know I have a Hydro/ Visual business so this get around...

(and I'd apologize to Kansas for thier dust in the wind)



I bought used tanks
Only fifty dollars and now my fifty’s gone
Sixty-three Fifty-one,
VIS a good idea the LDS is telling me

Chimes in the wind
All my tanks are chimes in the wind.

Big neck crack,
Visual eddy plus brought the news to me
Can’t take back
An awesome deal I had, but it couldn’t be

Chimes in the wind
All my tanks are chimes in the wind.

Now, Cut them up
Weld in a ringer, and hang them from a tree
Wait for a breeze
Drink myself a beer cause no diving for me

Chimes in the wind
All my tanks are chimes in the wind.

 

[cobaltbabe]

LOL I have heard that one before on a road trip I believe. Glad your sharing them with everyone Matt. Now I am not the only one who spits coffee out thier nose.

 

[The Chairman]

There are so many to write, but I have to find the other thread so I don't duplicate!

Suggested Song Titles

"Feelers"

"Midnight on the ol' shipwreck"

"Talkin' 'bout my configuration"

"DPV Rider" (Which could either use Paper Back Writer or Low Rider as the music)

"Air in a Bottle"

"If you could read my Air Guage"

"No-air man"

"Benny and his Jet Fins"

"The Heron Bridge song - Diving Groovy"

 

[Essroc123]

Keith Richards cannot be killed by mortal means....

A nuclear war would occur, and Keith Richards is sitting next to a group of cockroaches. Keith turns to one of the roaches and says, "I smoked your uncle do you know that? F*****n crazy...."

 

[cobaltbabe]

I don't wanna work,
I just wanna dive off the boat all day,
I don't wanna work,
I just wanna play!!


Ok so it isn't that good but I am trying. LOL

 

[GrierHPharmD]

(Sorry Pete, but I've been singing this for a week and you gotta listen to the mods.)

Obligation
(To the tune of (I can't get no) Satisfaction)

I got deco obligation
I got deco obligation
Cause I dived and I dived and I dived and I dived
I got deco, I got deco.

I'm torn between the visual of you prancing around the dive boat a'la Mick and you skiing behind it a'la Apocalypse Now. Both are deeply disturbing...