diving instructors

[GeekDiver]

Four diving instructors and their classes were on a ferry that struck a rock and began sinking ....
The SSI instructor told his class;
"Inflate your BCs and surface locator sticks, jump off and wait for the Coast Guard"
The YMCA instructor told his class;
"You all had to swim 20 miles to qualify, the distance to the shore should be no problem, now jump in and swim!"
The NAUI instructor told his class;
"We are the first and the best and the greatest! Everyone grab a woman in one arm and a child in the other and swim them to shore!"
The PADI instructor said;
"Gear up and have a seat. There will be a extra charge of $50 each for this unscheduled wreck dive"

 

[Hoppy]

Brilliant , I lurve it !

:rofL:

Hoppy

 

[slowdiver]

How much for the patch?

 

[Amanda]

That one is just EXCELLENT

 

[scubaredneck]

It wouldn't suprise me in the least. They have a c-card for everything else!

 

[beserker_77]

Bravo excellent !!! I love it

 

[Cherry]

Do I get another bloody C-card for diving a wreck as it sinks and what would it be called?

Cherry

 

[Northeastwrecks]

Cherry once bubbled...
Do I get another bloody C-card for diving a wreck as it sinks and what would it be called?

Cherry

Dynamic Wreck Specialty. You can combine it with the first half of Rescue (self-rescue).

 

[faye]

its funny 'cause it's true!! :bonk:

 

[PaulB]

The funny thing is....I could serisouly see that happening!