Waterwulf
Contributor
A Pharmacist watches as an old man hobbles up to the counter, leaning on a cane and taking little baby sized steps. Hello says the old man. Can I buy Viagra here? Yes sir says the Pharmacist while thinking Viagra? He's got to be at least eighty years old! Yes sir, you'll need thirty tablets for full function. Great says the old man. I'll take seven tablets please. No sir says the Pharmacist. You'll need one table a day and that's thirty tablets for full function. Oh no says the old man. I'll just cut each tablet into fourths and take a quarter tablet each day. Seven tablets will do just fine. Look says the Pharmacist with his patience wearing out. You need one table a day for full sexual function. Good grief says the old man. Look at me sonny. I'm eight seven years old. I'm not interested in sex. I just want it to stick out far enough so I can quit peeing on my shoes.
