Dork Divers Manifesto

[Teamcasa]

I think that membership in ISOSAD should automatically qualify you as a DDHR diver.

ISOSAD

Automatic membership granted!

Dave

 

[Teamcasa]

Ok...I played the tonet is grade school...does that count? I sang in chior in middle school...I have a 12 string guitar but don't know how to tune it...jeesh...here is a picture which should prove me a ADD!

Mike

Can I put this in the Dork Gallery? (Ber Rabbit will be posted soon as well! If its OK)

Dave

 

[Claws]

New Picture taken Tuesday on the wreck of the Jane C in Aruba.
Please note YELLOW safe second YELLOW gloves and totally unmatching BLUE skin all put together with a jacket style BC and a 7ft hose.
Does this qualify for ADD??????

I was not holding my breath my wife took the pic the second I got the reg out.

 

[mikerault]

Sure, go ahead...as long as I get it on my C-Card as well!

Mike

 

[Ber Rabbit]

Can I put this in the Dork Gallery? (Ber Rabbit will be posted soon as well! If its OK)

Dave

Of course it's ok, just use the good resolution copy of the photo
Ber :lilbunny:

 

[427Dave]

Being a charter member of the MOF'ers, and NOT going to change, club, I would like to apply for membership. My dive boat platform experience of tripping on my fins and doing the giant head first entry ( which I have now copyrighted and use most of the time, I had my fins on the wrong feet. I have now marked them left and right so this does not happen again) should qualify me. I had my snorkel O2 cleaned for Nitrox, but don't use it. I also bought in the 70's one of the ScubaPro LARGE dive knifes, maybe I should use it again!

I have also dove with this weird person that wears rabbit ears on her dive hood, so I should second her nomination to the D-DOA.

Gotta order one of dem shirts!

 

[boat sju]

Mike,

Are those Dive Optyx in that mask?

 

[Ber Rabbit]

Being a charter member of the MOF'ers, and NOT going to change, club, I would like to apply for membership. My dive boat platform experience of tripping on my fins and doing the giant head first entry ( which I have now copyrighted and use most of the time) should qualify me. I have also dove with this weird person that wears rabbit ears on her dive hood, so I should second her nomination to the D-DOA.

Gotta order one of dem shirts!

I have to say that Dave definitely qualifies as a Dork Diver. We had a great time even though there was an alligator in the spring!
Ber :lilbunny:

 

[Teamcasa]

Dork Divers Certification Classes – Suggest Course Outlines
Make Suggestions here
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=191955

Dave

 

[under water]

My dive boat platform experience of tripping on my fins and doing the giant head first entry .. I had my fins on the wrong feet. I have now marked them left and right so this does not happen again

I was on a boat once and this diver who was using rented gear said to his buddy.
Geez, I have two fins marked 'L'.
I think they screwed up!