Dork Divers Manifesto

[Teamcasa]

Frankc420- I don't get the big head thing.

And did anyone ever explain the orange shovel thing?

Orange Shovel
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=183026

To a hiker/climber its something everyone buys but soon figure out its not needed – ever.

Dave

 

[trucker girl]

Thank you for the explanation!

The dork shirts have mis-spellings? How dorky is that?

 

[Teamcasa]

The dork shirts have mis-spellings? How dorky is that?

Not anymore!

Dave

 

[joe rock]

What about log books with the LDS logo on it and plastic sleeves to hold your c-cards and other stuff? I have one of these too.

I'm a dork!

JR

 

[merxlin]

Thank you for the explanation!

The dork shirts have mis-spellings? How dorky is that?

Not anymore!

Dave

So those of us who ordered early will have collector's items! Cool. I can see it now on Ebay- Rare one of a kind Dork Shirt- Can I get an opening bid of a million dollars? OK, how about a free air fill?

 

[Claws]

In my quest I have now found the ultimate Snorkle.
Any Dork worth their salt has to have one of these.

The AM radio snorkle!!!!

 

[Ber Rabbit]

So those of us who ordered early will have collector's items! Cool. I can see it now on Ebay- Rare one of a kind Dork Shirt- Can I get an opening bid of a million dollars? OK, how about a free air fill?

I'm holding out for the million dollars Not only do I have a Dork Diver sweatshirt with mis-spellings I have a pre-release copy of the Gilboa video with incorrectly identified attractions
Ber :lilbunny:

 

[trucker girl]

OOOOOHHH! Ber has all the cool stuff this year!

What were the mis-spellings anyway?

I'm going to order a mug and a sticker (no sweatshirt for me- I'm giving clothes to charity as it is!).

Ber- did you get my PM?

 

[Gil57usa]

You can wear a snorkel, as long as you have a 2nd snorkel for redundancy, and both are clean for nitrox. Just be sure you know how to shut down one snorkel and switch to the other.

I have secured a second snorkel, but have fitted it with a 7' hose so I can hand it off in a OOA situation.

 

[J.R.]

I have secured a second snorkel, but have fitted it with a 7' hose so I can hand it off in a OOA situation.

Make sure ya' put a retractor on it so you can recover the buddy-snorkel if yer' buddy drops it...

But I do have a technical question for ya'... does the 7' hose color match or contrast with the snorkel? Do you stick with the "emergency yellow" color scheme for buddy-gear? Where can a Dork get a good price on a 7' snorkel hose these days?

Oh... also been ponderin' what D.O.R.K. could be an acronym for (... acronyms... gotta' have acronyms...). Possibles:

Divers Obcessed about Rejecting Kool-aid
Divers Doing Really Kool Stuff