Psychological Analysis of Male Ego Behavior as Related to Scooter Usage
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I have been watching this thread with amusement. My suggestion is get something that delivers performance via the second hand route. These seadoos & their respective clones are toys, and there is no way to make them perform short of a destructive transformation into a Mako-class scooter. These things don't perform... BTW- I have not seen the most expensive "tech" seadoo. Can't comment on its performance say at 200 Ft, or against a current.
Scooters are kind of like rebreathers. In the early days of the sport many folks were trying to get into bubbleless using the Atlantis SCR, a semi-closed rebreather. Relatively inexpensive, but inefficient with gas usage, plus a pain to swim. In fact, it was less capable than OC doubles. I went the maximum bubbleless route - fully closed circuit. Over a year the local SCR guys I saw slowly discovered that there was little point in using an inexpensive, entry-level, product that didn't deliver. They started to slowly ditch, or bin their units. Ever check ebay? There's always a drager up for sale. One Atlantis SCR guy was even embarrassed underwater. You could tell by body language. I never saw him again on the boat.
BTW - this boat was called the Seeker*.
* Andrea Doria tech boat during the 90's, early 2000's.
So here's a question - Can a regular diver out swim you and the scooter? As a fair test, you are not allowed to kick and trigger with the seadoo/clone. If the answer is yes -
What's the point? I've done these test and very few people can out swim a Mako-class scooter without overexerting themselves. Sure, someone says they'll use them for casual beach dives to save gas. But heck, if saving gas were the main thing why not use a small set of doubles and save 300-500?
While not "peanuts-envy"
, most guys try to maximize whatever experience they are having. When a male is upstaged, it makes a profound psychological impact that triggers unique male responses. They MALES may :try to ignore it happened, bin the thing, destroy the thing for fun (lots of fun) , or yammer on about the virtues of the less-than unit. The last action is similar to guys defending why they bought a Ford Pinto, or why they still live at home with their mom.
So, if it's a 200-300 dollar toys that can be destroyed and abused by your kids I'd say go for it. However, if its something a little more that you want - I'd say put your hard-earned bucks in a scooter that can actually give you performance via the second hand route. Or co-op and buy a scooter which can be used communally.
This male sharing of "tools" is a time-honored way to bond. Please check the Cro-Magnon diaries.
All this being said, I'll be rewinding an older tech scooter ($400.00). I need it to match SS wind specs. I got blown away recently on the Gavin and I didn't like it.
My wife says that I am a fool. We all know she's right. I have three other scooters sitting here collecting dust. But I can't help myself - I blame the reptilian part of my brain.
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