Boat dive off Rhode Island. I'm the third wheel in a husband/wife buddy team. Pure recreational dive, so no problem that I'm not diving with my usual buddies (Yeah, right)
My buddies claimed that they were both divemasters. They also claimed to have performed a buddy check on each other.
A couple of minutes after reaching the wreck (72 ft), the wife suddenly grabs her husband's octo. She signals to me that she is out of air and tries to climb to the surface. We hold her down and signal her to calm down.
She rejects hubby's octo, lets go of hubby and grabs my primary and tries to climb me on her way to the surface. I duck my head, grab my backup, recover my mask and come around behind her (she still has my primary and is breathing well). After controlling her, I shoot a bag and signal to husband that we are ascending.
We are making a normal (30 fpm) horizontal ascent (me on wife's back and using her gear to ascend) with no problems when husband, who had been doing a vertical ascent, grabs her BC and hits his inflator. He pushes me off of her. I grabbed both BC's, flared out, dumped everything and went for a ride.
After the usual antics on the surface, we got her onto the boat and on Oxygen as a preventative measure. I sucked down my hang bottle. In the end, everyone was fine.
Upon further review, it turned out that she had not opened her valve completely. It stopped working at depth.
When I asked her hubby what his F*^%$## problem was, he told me that I was taking too long, that we were off the anchor line and that we would have run out of air at the rate I was ascending because two people were using my tank (HP 120 with about 2800 psi remaining at the time we started our ascent, along with a hang bottle of 50% that I was evaluating).
Finally, although they were divemasters, it turns out that they hadn't been in the water for several months.
Everyone was fine. However, I was worried that I had completely blown my profile, so it cost me the other dives that I had planned for that day. I stayed out of the water for the rest of the weekend.