Guba
Contributor
This is probably an old one, but...
Two Cajuns were watching a boatload of divers enter the water. One turned to the other and asked, "Hey, why dem scuba guys always fall backwards off da boat like dat?"
His buddy backhanded him on the shoulder. "Ya fool! If day fell forwards day still be in da boat!"
All this to ask a simple question. What other diving jokes do you know? Surely, with the numerous wits (well, some of us only qualify halfway...) on this board, there are enough anecdotes and humorisms to keep us chuckling through the week. Just attempting to lighten things up...
Two Cajuns were watching a boatload of divers enter the water. One turned to the other and asked, "Hey, why dem scuba guys always fall backwards off da boat like dat?"
His buddy backhanded him on the shoulder. "Ya fool! If day fell forwards day still be in da boat!"
All this to ask a simple question. What other diving jokes do you know? Surely, with the numerous wits (well, some of us only qualify halfway...) on this board, there are enough anecdotes and humorisms to keep us chuckling through the week. Just attempting to lighten things up...
